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I meant to write about this several days ago but am just getting around to it.
So remember how last weekend I decided to stay home from the beach? Well, my mom DID go down there last weekend and one night I get this call from her to tell me that she had run over…an alligator.
Yeah, no joke folks. She was driving down this long, dark road and she said she was right on it before the headlights caught it and she didn’t have time to swerve and just…hit it. Ran it right on over. An alligator.
She turned around and went back and saw that it was not moving…so she drove on and turned around again and it was still in the same position…not moving…so she just drove on home. She didn’t move it off the road or anything, but I mean, who can blame her? I certainly wouldn’t get out of my car to check and see if it was still breathing.
The funny thing is that the next day it wasn’t there anymore. I just imagine someone driving along and seeing a dead alligator on the side of the road and thought to themselves….DINNER!
